Posted in Words on Wine, tagged articles, Barolo, Bordeaux, Bourgogne, Bourgogne wines, Burgundy, Domaine de la Romanée-Conti, DRC, France, humor, Israel, Israeli wine, Italy, life, Links, Overheard while..., Piemonte, random, Tel Aviv, wine, Wine news, writing on March 1, 2011|
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If I can muster the energy and discipline, I’m thinking of doing a weekly wine-oriented post. As I’ve been living and breathing nothing but wine, mostly trying to absorb as much knowledge on Bourgognes as fast as possible, I feel like I’m bursting. So without further ado:
Fun things I’ve learned:
- Bourgogne wine families are, for lack of a better term, incestuous. You know, like, this famous vinter’s daughter married this other guy from down the road who was an international playboy until his dad died and he had to take over the business who now makes world-class wine, and his sister-in-law’s cousin is the owner of the finest plot of grand cru in Beaune…. And on and on. Hearing the stories is like watching an episode of 90210.
- I would really, really, really like the opportunity to try a DRC. Enough said.
- I need to give Italian wines more of a chance. Chianti be damned! You give Italy a bad name. No, no, I’m being too harsh. Still…
Things you should read ASAP because it’s good and informative and entertaining:
Interesting tidbits either said to me or overheard during a wine tasting I worked last week:
- You didn’t succeed… (whispered a little old man to me with an evil wink in his eye as he walked out of the shop, not having purchased anything. This after he told me he doesn’t drink anything but kiddush wine. Yeah, I want your business, buster.)
- You succeeded there… (posh middle-aged woman said to attractive 30-something man referring to his 4 year old son.)
- People without money don’t like good wines… (said a really arrogant 40-something guy buying crap severely-overpriced Spanish Crianza with a fancy gold label. You tell ’em.)
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Posted in random, tagged Barrack Obama, Bizarre, blogging, Boker Tov Boulder, Cheer Me Up, East Asian Horror and Cult Cinema, humor, Humour, Jokes, life, Links, Obama jokes, Oddities, random, Yahoo! Answers, ZYRA on January 12, 2010|
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I googled, “cheer me up.” Here’s what I got:
ZYRA - Badum, dum...tsss
I am horrified by google, the internet, and humanity in general at the moment. How can an internet search of the words “cheer me up” be such a dud? Perhaps that’s the joke? The results are so ludicrous that they by default cheer up the searcher?
I digress. I’m not having a great morning. Lots of work things have left me in a foul, anxious, borderline sort of mood. On a whim I googled “cheer me up”. Let me share my results with you:
- The Official ZYRA Website – a truly bizarre low-tech compilation of lists, research, and encyclopedic factoids. It looks like a fantasy site, something out of a messed-up comic book world. Scary.
- The Official Jokes Thread…on a forum on East Asian Horror and Cult Cinema – the funniest thing about this site is that all the jokes are being told by someone sporting a profile pic of a Japanese schoolgirl in uniform.
- Yahoo! Answers – a depressed British schoolgirl weeps about her misery, and receives a slew of answers…
- Some Jewish Blog in Boulder, CO – and the telling of a stupid Barrack Obama joke.
It just occurred to me that I’m doing these websites a favor by actually linking back to their silly/stupid/boring content. Enjoy the weirdness, if you dare…
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Posted in random, Words on Wine, tagged carnivale, Champagne, Champagne tasting, Chocolate, College admissions, College Essay, France, France Guide, fun, humor, Jack Kadden, japan, John Tierney, kimono, kite, life, Links, New years, New York Times, news, Open That Bottle Night, OTBN, pleasure, random, University of Chicago, venice, venice carnivale, wine on January 3, 2010|
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Don't put pleasure off 'til tomorrow...if you can enjoy it today!
I’m still in New Years mode. My parents are still visiting in Israel. As such, every day includes some sort of adventure, for good or bad. I have so much interesting food and wine news and gossip to spread, but I just don’t have the time and energy. So, I’m making this particular post short. Juicy chunks of meaty entertainment must wait.
But…I’ve got great links! Enjoy them!
“Open That Bottle Night” (OTBN) – is the last Saturday in February, this year, February 27th. This was started by two of NY’s leading wine critics, and I think it’s a fine idea. Looking back at the subject of my earlier post, it’s nice that there is an attempt at creating a holiday devoted to “that special wine bottle.” No more hesitating or excuses for not opening the best!
“A Cheeky College Essay” – A lovely little controversy or silly brouhaha revolving around a college essay that was so humorous and loved, that the dean of admissions at my alma mater, the University of Chicago, sent it to remaining prospective students still going through the application process – in order to ease their nerves. Read this. Hilarious! My alma mater is famous for its college essays. There are incredibly creative prompts, the essays inspired reveal the personal side of the applicants, and I know that these are taken into account (sometimes heavily, depending on the student’s academic situation) when decision time comes around. I personally spent ages writing and refining mine, going through up to 6 or 7 drafts, and at the time I was so proud of the resulting essay, believing it to be the finest writing I ever produced. And it probably was.
“Carpe Diem? Maybe Tomorrow” – Fantastic little article about research into pleasure…and why we put it off. Basic message – we need to place deadlines on fun – or we won’t have it. New years resolution to us all: have fun NOW. A great read. Let’s hope we can cash in those frequent flier miles, take that vacation, and open that wine…soon. (with thanks to Bruce for sending it to me)
Champagne, in brief – a nice little history and how-to tasting guide for Champagnes, brought to you by France Guide, the official tourism website. I like this site. Don’t know why. They have catchy little gimmicks like entertaining vlogs, fun quizzes and giveaways. And I love France. So it’s cool. And hey, as far as capitalistic industries go, I’m good with tourism. Get out there! See another country (or state or city)! It’s good for you, and I bet it’ll be fun, too! In France you can drink lots good wine for cheap(er)!
Fun, beautiful, attractive, and appealing things…to me:
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